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    Marc & Nina
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    Sausages !! Empty Sausages !!

    Post  Marc & Nina on Fri 08 Feb 2008, 5:44 pm

    Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman,

    walking up to the counter.

    The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"

    "If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I

    was Italian?" demanded the Irishman


    "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was


    Then, warming to his theme, he went on:

    "Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I

    was Jewish?"

    "Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was

    Mexican? ! Would Ya? Would Ya?"

    The assistant said: "Well, no."

    Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, the Irishman

    steps it up a gear.

    "And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was


    "What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

    "Well no, I probably wouldn't" conceded the assistant.

    So, now bursting with righteous indignation, the Irishman says:

    "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just

    because I asked for Irish sausages?"

    The assistant replied: "Because you're in Homebase"

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