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    Marc & Nina
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    Number of posts : 80
    Age : 40
    Location : Formerly Bradwell Court
    Job/hobbies : Met Police (BS Borough)
    Registration date : 2008-01-08


    Post  Marc & Nina on Fri 08 Feb 2008, 5:18 pm

    OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!
    An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
    of his physical exam.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
    back a semen sample tomorrow.'

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
    gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
    like this
    - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my
    left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried
    with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with
    her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
    with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
    her knees, but still nothing.

    The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

    The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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